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Weirdest celebrity baby names
Those stars, they give their kids the strangest names. And with Gwen Stefani jumping on the bandwagon by calling her baby boy Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani, it got us thinking: what's the worst celebrity baby name known to man? See our top ten countdown
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No. 10 - Bluebell Madonna
Geri Halliwell caused a bit of a stir two years ago when she named her first child - a little girl - Bluebell Madonna. Still, it could be worse, she could have gone for Phoenix Chi, eh Mel B?
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No. 9 - Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q
Oh dear, poor old Bono does get carried away, doesn't he? The streets might not have had a name back in the Joshua Tree days, but the lead singer certainly made up for that by giving his kid this mouthful of a monicker. Oof.
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No.8 - Apple Martin
When Coldplay frontman Chris Martin and Hollywood actress Gwyneth Paltrow got together it rocked the showbiz world, but nothing could prepare us for when they named their beloved offspring after an actual Golden Delcious. Weird.
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No. 7 - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz
Posh and Becks managed to get it wrong three times and have handed out silly names to all of their brood. Apparently, Brooklyn was named after the place that the little chap was conceived. We don't even want to think how the others got their names...
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No. 6 - Nahla Auriela
Halle Berry and her hubbie bestowed this cracking tongue-twister upon their firstborn afew months. FYI: Nahla means drop of water Arabic. Although neither parent actually hails from the Middle East. Hmmmm.
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No.5 - Shiloh Nouvel
Shiloh means 'his gift' but is it spiritually enlightening or just plain daft? Either way when Brangelina named their nipper after a little-known Neil Diamond tune, many an eyebrow was raised.Thankfully Knox and Viveanne - the new twins names - are much more straightforward.
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No.4 - Pixie, Peaches and Heavenly
Bob Geldof and his late ex-wife Paula Yates had certainly been on something when they named their kids, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie. And their half-sister and Michael Hutchence's daughter, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, didn't fare much better either.
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No.3 - Luna Coco
He might be one of Chelsea's brightest stars but when it comes to picking names for his kids, Frank Lampard really ought to stay on the bench. Why he and his fiancee went with the name Luna Coco for their daughter back in 2005, is anyone's guess.]
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No.2 - Jermajesty Jackson
We kid you not. Jermaine's eight-year-old boy is really called Jermajesty. And it looks like bad baby names could be a family trait, seeing as younger brother Michael called one of his tots Prince Michael. Oh dear. 
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No.1 - Pilot Inspektor
But it's Hollywood actor Jason Lee who scoops the top spot for worst baby name in celebville for this corker. One can only hope when he named his son back in 2003, the My Name Is Earl star was playing a big old prank joke. On everyone. Congratulations!  ]
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