I don't like it when bad things happen to me - but my film crew does. They think they can show them as the credits roll and it will be funny. They call them my hilarious outtakes. I'm in them. Let them touch you.

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  Bloopers: Part six

  Everyone makes a cock-up from time to time. But my camera crew seem to make loads of them

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  Bloopers: Part five

  There's a time and a place for mistakes. It appears that time is any time, and that place is any place.

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  Bloopers: Part four

  When you tour the world there's plenty of things that can go wrong. Looking at this lot it looks like they all did

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  Bloopers: Part three

  Some people are not as comfortable on camera as I am. Take this bloke for example.

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  Bloopers: Part two

  Even a finely honed machine such as the Keith Lemon TV crew can make mistakes.

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  Bloopers: Part one

  Watch me make big mistakes in my sexual swimming costume. They are quite sexy