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  Video diary six: Dermot in my bed

  For my final video diary instalment, here's a clip of that handsome Dermot O'Leary as nude as the day he showered.

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  Video diary five: A Japanese toilet

  No one could have imagined the need for a toilet so complicated only that clever Steven Hawkers could use it. Although he might need a hand.

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  Video diary four: I arrive in Egypt

  A personal thought on the similiarities between Egypt and Chapeltown in Leeds.

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  Video diary three: The return of my piles

  A video diary should be a personal and private travel record full of intimidating details. Here, I deal with my piles.

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  Video diary two: My aboriginal friend

  This is private stuff but seeing as it's you, you can have a look.

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  Video diary one: Sleepless nights

  Even though I am not hormonephobic, I like to know who I'm sharing a room with, if you know what I mean...