HELL'S KITCHEN

Hell's Kitchen: Show twelve

Abi Titmuss finds her lobster ...

Published: Friday, 14 September 2007, 5:53PM

… and it looks like it’s Maitre D’ Nick!

Former Hell’s Kitchen contestant Abi Titmuss graced the restaurant with great gusto last night, but when her pearly whites came down on something hard and crunchy in her lobster starter, the dazzling smile drained from her face.

“We could have had a nasty injury from those big bits of lobster shell there Marco,” she muttered in the general direction of the pass. “I’m not going to say anything in this restaurant. He looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!”

But moments later, a knight in shining armour appeared in the form of Maitre D’ Nick.

“I had a near death experience,” she purred as Nick shimmied over, looking dapper as usual.

And instead of dismissing her in the usual fashion, Nick gave her a wink and came over all naughty. “I would have had to give you the kiss of life!” he beamed, specs steaming up slightly.

“You could have, and as a nurse I would have been able to show you how to do that,” Abi tittered, batting those lids like crazy.

And as a flushed Nick headed off with her starter in tow, Abi reflected on his suited behind.

“Damn, I should have pretended to choke and then Nick could have given me the kiss of life!” she giggled.

Yikes! Get a room you two!