Celebrate the return of Val's razor sharp tongue with some of her most memorable quotes.

After disappearing to Portugal with the contents of Eric's bank account Val has finally returned home. But there was a shock in store when she discovered that Eric had moved on a little too quickly for her liking. We've taken a look at some of Val's best one liners from last week, we want you to tell us what Val-isms make you chuckle. Post them on on the Emmerdale Facebook page or tweet us @emmerdale.

To Eric upon finding Brenda's underwear on Eric's floor: Val - "And this is your revenge is it? Jumping the bones of the local dunderhead?"

Amy - "So it would have been ok if it was Katie Sugden (that Eric had been sleeping with) then?" Val - "If it was Katie Sugden I would have given him a medal and asked if I could join in."

To Brenda as she hands over a bin liner of her clothes in the Woolpack: Val - "If I have to see a chiropractor due to the weight of lugging your underpants down the lane, I'll send you the bill."

Val - Pointing to herself: "Steak."
Pointing to Brenda: "burger".
Pointing to herself: "Caviar."
Pointing to Brenda: ".....Something a bit like caviar but no where near as good."
Nikhil: "Frog spawn."

It's going to be an eventful week for Val so there's sure to be plenty more cracking one liners on the way.