

Watch everyone's favourite celebrity talent judge bite the dust in a new and interesting way each week. But don't feel too bad for the old boy: he'll be back!
PlayMr Morgan tries to strike a chord with the public, but ends up falling flat
PlayGet your remotes at the ready! It's your chance for a parting shot at Piers
PlayPiers gets a visit from posh-botherer, Mr Clarkson - but is he more annoying?
PlayPiers gets in touch with his youthful "fans" thanks to the joy of text
PlayHis Eternal Smugness goes down with the ship after a Titanic public plea
PlayDoherty and Wino give the London Olympics their best shot
PlayShe kicks, she thrusts, she... looks a bit like a bloke in a leotard!
PlayLady V sets her sights on becoming a Hollywood leading lady
PlayRussell gives the Talking Clock a bawdy Brand makeover