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She's flirtatious and curvaceous. Abi is renowned for her ample bosom, but she's more than boobs
There's nothing Sam's sister Billie loves more than a good old gossip and then making an awkward exit
Billi likes bling, big cars, champers, small dogs and, er, Cara, you know, proper Essex stuff
Wordsmith and party planner Bobby is the Jennifer Aniston to his BFF Charlie's Brad Pitt
Carol tells it like it is! We wouldn't cross her... or anyone in the Wright family come to think of it!
Gem and Danni's ex is not a typical Essex bloke. He enjoys the finer things in life like J-Lo and party planning
Chloe's lovely, but she's had trouble meeting the man of her dreams. Cue: Bra shopping breakdowns
The model is the "nice one" from #TeamNaughty (that's the name of Dan and his gym life-partner, James)
Danni can come across a little bit ditzy, but she's as loyal as they come and fights for what's right
He calls himself "the mini-Asian Joey Essex" and, like Joey, Danny's not exactly best mates with Ricky
TOWIE's Mr Nice, the hunky DJ hasn't got a bad word to say about anyone and is always willing to lend a hand
Cheese sniffer and Abi's former-kisser, Diags is TOWIE's funny man that loves winding up his mates
Most famous for not feeding the ducks or picking strawberries with Little Chris. Poor Little Chris
Dates Charlie, dates Rami, has fling with Arg, dates Rami again, still flirts with Arg, argues with GBFF Bobby
Jack is one half of the 'Three Muskateers Juniors'. That's right, he's HALF of THREE. Makes little sense. Blame Arg
The Ken Barlow/Ian Beale of TOWIE, Arg is the ever-present crooner on the look out for love after Lydia
No matter what his TOWIE future holds, James will forever be known as "the one with the husky voice"
Joey may debate the shape of his head, but, regardless, the ladies seem to love this night club promoter
In the words of the beautiful Princess Jasmin, Jasmin is "a party Essex confident girl"
Fiercely loyal, family girl and popstar Jess is taking things slowly with her beau Ricky Rayment
Joey loves tight shorts, Ugg boots, poisonous frogs, walking on water, his clothes shop and his fiancee, Sam
TOWIE's very own Pope. She's like the real Pope, just with better accessories and the ability to DJ
She's sexy, she's glamorous and it seems, after her MANY ups and downs with Mario, she's now single
Smooth, sharp and good with the ladies… is how you may describe Mario, but probably not Chris
Italian stallion Mario was a hit as soon as he stepped out of the shower and dropped THAT towel
Essex royalty, Nanny Pat is always on hand to dish out advice or dish out some excellent food
"Cocksure" Ricky has stopped biting girls' faces to take things slow and steady with his good lady, Jess
After a couple of brief flings with Mark Wright, shop owner Sam has settled with the King of Essex, Joey Essex
Dashingly handsome, intelligent-ish and full of banter, it's obvious why he's a hit with the ladies
Keek test
The Essex lot tell us of their shock at Joey's proposal and Ricky gives his reaction on THAT Mario and Chris confrontation
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