Mario is smitten! And, no, he's not smitten with Lucy and he's not smitten with Lauren, he's smitten with Pascal. Ooh-la-la! Get the latest goss here...
Contrary to what Ferne thought, Mario's new girlfriend, Pascal, is not French. However, she is a gymnast, a model and a stunt woman. Yeah. She kind of makes us feel inferior. Dan went so far as to call Pascal a step up from Lucy! Meow, Dan. Meow.
Meanwhile, Lucy was caught in the middle of a tug of war between Tom and Elliott. Elliott tweeted a pic of him and Lucy, which got Tom all jel and then Elliott told Lucy he'd be there for her when she finishes with Tom.
Tom was fuming and all this pent-up rage spilt out into the pub. It was more awkward then that moment when you accidentally knock someone's drink out of their hand.
Less awkward and more, well, nice were Lewis and Sam. Lewis took Sam bowling on a 'mate date'. We have a sneaky suspicion Lewis would like to STRIKE up their relationship again.
Elsewhere and Bobby moved out of Gem's (nooo!), Ricky showed off his new Movember handle-bar moustache and Diags, Joeyand Arg joined a choir. Sing hallelujah!