Make-up and Make-ups
Diags got a make-over that included bum cream, Joey tried out a new chat-up line, Chloe discussed soiling herself, Lucy and Lauren buried the hatchet and Mario sent a text that WASN'T asking for pictures of naked ladies. It was a strange episode...
In preparation for Joey and Diags' slush and popcorn date with Lauren P and Georgina, Diags got given a make-over by Chloe. It was kind of standard make-over stuff: Exfoliator, fake tan, bum cream on the face, you know how it is.
Diags wasn't the only one pulling out all the stops on the date! Joey tried another line on Georgina, "Your beauty spot's looking nice today", but even this faied to crack the tough nut that is Georgina.
Perhaps Lauren P's reluctance to relax with Diags was down to the harrowing tale Chloe told her at the cosmetic surgery clinic. Attempting to take Lauren's mind off her faulty boobs, Chloe recounted her experience of child birth. Poo was involved.
Previously the sight of Lauren G and Lucy coming together would have been as unsavoury as Chloe giving birth, but the pair put their past behind them at a clairvoyant evening. After receiving a text from Mario, Lucy's ladies went on to tell her to give her lothario a second chance.
As we said, it was an odd episode.
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