Misters before sisters
Never before has the word "cocksure" been said so much on national television, but then along came episode seven of TOWIE and a cheeky chappie called Ricky...
After telling a nonplussed Joey and Diags ("Jiags") he'd like to bite Cara's face, Ricky went about nibbling Cara's cheeks in front of Tom, Cara's brother. Not a wise move!
Tom was all "fuming hell" and so was Cara for that matter! She wasn't too impressed that her brother had just gone on a date with her BFF, Cara.
From anger to tears and it looks like Lydia and Arg have finally got closure. The pair of them finally seem to have accepted that they'vegone their separate ways. Bless them.
Lyd and Arg's tears are a far cry from Mario and Lucy who, as if they weren't cute enough already, have just got a gorgeous pup called Bentley. Aw!
Talking of gorgeous, Lauren P paid another visit to Dr. Boob... or whatever he's called. Dr. Boob reassured her that her current implants haven't leaked (yay!), he then also seemed to accidentally suggest that he'd like to go on holiday with Lauren. Go, Dr. Boob, go, you player!
Lauren G on the other hand had a less fortuitous time. She told Georgina about the petrol-bombing of her shop. Poor, Lauren.
In other news, we met Chloe's multiple-Blackberry-owning daughter, Madison. We also discovered that Gemma does not have camel toe.
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