THE KISS OFF
For the last couple of years Arg has been playing with Gem's emotions. Well, in the series five finale it was revealed that Gem had been playing with Arg's man bits...
During the 'best of British' party, Arg decided to tell the rest of The Thick, The Fat and The Ugly an absolute 'OMG' of a secret! When he went to Marbella earlier this month he drunkenly got into Gemma's bed and, er, Gem gave him "hand relief"! AARGH! This means that Gem cheated on her ex Charlie!
Talking of cheating, Arg told Debs that he DID cheat on Lydia! AARGH! Lydia looks to have finally moved on though, as she lovingly kissed Tom K during the Brit shindig.
It wasn't long 'til Arg was kissing too - kissing Gemma that is! Yep! The crooner just couldn't resist any longer and gave her a li'l pash.
Those hoping for Mario and Diags to kiss and make up were sadly disappointed! Mario still thinks Diags is ugly, Diags still thinks Mario has a big nose and Mario stll thinks Diags shouldn't have brought Lucy into the argument. And what an argument! There was more swearing than a post-watershed hip-hop music channel.
The sight of Billie weighing her gargantuan boobs may have caused a few Faiers fanciers nationwide to swear too! Where did that moment come from?!
Expect to see more boobage, hot bods and orange torsos when TOWIE hits Marbella! Yes, they'll be a TOWIE: Marbella special very, very soon. We'll announce more details soon! But in the meantime...
Fresh Out of Essex (FOOE) is back! FOOE is TOWIE, but online and smaller in length (we all know size doesn't matter)! Episodes go online here on itv.com/towie every Wednesday and Sunday. The first episode goes out this Wednesday. Go here for more details.
That's it for series five! We've had Titanic dates, titanic chat-up lines, sexting, OAPs rapping, catfights from hell, dinner table revelations, Lydia finding a new man and Gemma deafening everyone! It's been reem. Thanks for watching!
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