... And that's a rap
Where outside of episode five, series five of TOWIE would you see an elderly lady rapping? Answer: Nowhere (except maybe Britain's Got Talent)!
Yep, in the latest episode Nanny Pat rapped, "I went to buy a pint of milk and I was wearing silk". Why? Why the hell not, more like!
Nanny Pat wasn't the only one getting "gangsta". Charlie shrugged off his sensitive side to have a showdown with Ricky over THOSE texts. In the end he kissed and made up with the Rickster... well, he didn't actually kiss and make up with Ricky because, as Charlie proclaimed, he's straight.
Lucy, and then Mario, confronted Arg over the abusive texts he sent Lydia. Honestly, text messages are getting a lot of people in TOWIE into trouble! Anyway, Mario ended up getting madder with Diags than Arg. Not because Diags was wearing a brown polar neck jumper (though that's good reason to get mad with anyone), but because he thought Diags put his nose in where it wasn't wanted.
From mad to sad now... Tom K and Billi split-up. Sad faces. In the end Billi couldn't promise Tom that he'd ever come before his sister, Cara. Aw! That's two TOWIE break-ups in a week.
But we'll leave you on a happier note... Joey and Sam went on a date and then kissed! YAY! Quite shockingly, Sam even enjoyed the date. Well, wouldn't you if you got taken on a helicopter trip around Essex? Joey and Sam talk about the date in this exclusive video.
TOWIE takes a break now, but it'll be back on Sunday May 13th. Of course, in the meantime us folk at itv.com/towie will continue to entertain you with more fanatical TOWIE tidbits!
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