LOUDEST TOWIE ROW EVER!
Episode nine of the latest series left us speechless. It left Charlie deaf...
There we were, soaking up the penultimate episode of series five. We were made up. Firstly, Lauren G made her return! Yay! She was happily chatting away with the girls before Elvis the dog stole the limelight by have a massive poop on Cara's lovely plants.
Secondly, Joey and Sam got back together! For the third time! Sam forgave Joey for his club discretions. "Come here!" she said, "I haven't got any knickers on!" Now that IS forgiveness.
Thirdly, we saw Lucy in her bikini. Wow! Girls want to be her, lads wants to... lads want to do very rude things to her. You can see MORE of Lucy in her skimpies in this saucy li'l video.
Of course, TOWIE being TOWIE, the sweetness and light didn't last for long. Arg wasn't happy with Lydia for texting Tom K. In fact, Arg got so mad about it he told his cronies that Lydia had an "ironing board flat arse". Rubbish! Lyd has a lovely pert bum. Everyone knows that. Tom K tells us what he thinks of Arg in this exclusive video.
And finally, from nowhere, Gemma and Charlie had the loudest argument in TOWIE history! Charlie told Gemma of his disapproval over comments suggesting he was gay and then... and then Gemma let rip!
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Gemma's mouth is actually as big as the Dartford Tunnel.
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