Pair of Capri-suns
Can you believe it! TOWIE is now in its sixth series and it's still giving us the loudest arguments known to mankind not to mention the weirdest insults...
So, the series opener was all set to be one of peace and harmony. Mario and Lucy were celebrating their engagement with a party and Gemma and Arg looked to be finally getting it on. Heck, Arg was even wearing Gemma's leopard skin dressing gown. Sexy.
Arg and Gem had a double-date with Joey and Sam. Things were going swimmingly until - and there's always an "until" in TOWIE - Arg compared Gemma to Vanessa Feltz. The tears flowed and they didn't stop because Arg didn't realise he and Gemma were an official item. Ooops!
Tears held back, Gem and Arg went on to "pay their respects" at Mario and Lucy's engagement do. Having not been invited after Sam heard rumours of Mario cheating, Sam and Joey waited patiently for Arg and Gem outside of the party. Bad idea.
Lucy and Mario confronted Joey and Sam. Mario told the couple how he's seen pictures of Sam cheating on Joey at Faces. Joey wasn't too pleased at this accusation, "Why do you f***ing want to get lemon?" And then came Joey's pièce de résistance, "You're a f***ing pair of Capri-suns!" Yes, a Capri-sun IS a refreshing beverage. Classic Joey.
Another chap not invited to the engagement party was the ever so handsome Tom P. Lauren P heard he was sleeping around, Tom P heard she hooked up with someone in Marbs. They've now called the whole thing off, but will remain "friends". We've heard that before!
And finally, a friend to everyone bar the ladies, it's Little Chris. He's hoping to be Mario's best man, but Mario may yet still hand the honour to his bro-in-law, Tom. Boo! Hiss!
LITTLE CHRIS FOR BEST MAN!
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