Where to begin? The return of Kirk? The Arg and Gemma split? The Gemma and Mario bust-up? Rami? Joey seeing a psychic?!
Let's start with Gemma and Arg. According to Gem, Arg dumped her before he went on holiday to Ibiza. However, Mario heard from Rami that Rami got back with Gemma two months ago. So, who finished with who first?!
What's more, Mario is alleged to have said Rami was too good for Gem. And what do allegations cause, ladies and gents? Yes, that's right! They cause confrontations! Gemma had it out with Mario, whilst Lucy was draped in a wedding dress for a "premature hen-do". Only in TOWIE!
Just as we were getting our head round the Gemma/Arg split... bang! Kirk Norcross re-entered our lives! His affectionate bickering with his dad, Mick, returned a lovely familiar glow to our Essex-loving hearts.
And of course, TOWIE wouldn't be TOWIE without Joey Essex being a bit, well, mad. He took Sam to see a fortune teller, so he could find out when they'll move in together. You could see more of how that went in our exclusive Essex Insider video.
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