Families at war
Anyone could have been forgiven for thinking we were watching a soap opera, as family feuds took hold of TOWIE in episode number three! The Essex and Sims clan went up against feisty Ferne and the Faiers sisters...
After splitting in Marbs, Joey's been keeping his distance from fiancee Sam. In fact, Joey's distracted himself by doing handstands in supermarkets while Sam's been busy defending herself to all who'll listen. One faithful Faiers follower is Ferne. However, this is where things get confusing. Ferne is the girlfriend of Charlie Sims. Charlie Sims is the brother of Chloe Sims who, as we all know, is the cousin of Joey and Frankie Essex.
Chloe, Frankie and Charlie (anyone on that side of the family MUST have a name ending in an 'ee' sound) are sticking up for Joey, but Ferne is going against her fella, Charlie, by supporting best mate Sam.
CONFUSED!? Maybe these intro videos of Ferne and Charlie will help.
Anyways, Charlie and Ferne have even discussed splitting up because of the divide the Sam and Joey rift has caused!
Of course, that wasn't the only rift going on in TOWIE! Mario is determined to discover who grassed him up and told Lucy he cheated on her. He's enlisted Ricky to help him hunt down the snitch. Is it Little Chris? Mario thinks so.
Meanwhile, Mario's ex, Lucy, had her first date with hunka-hunka Dan. It hurts us how hot they look together. Seriously.
And finally, Rami's not particularly loving Arg at the minute. Once Gem's beau defeated Arg in a hotdog eating contest, Rami told James 'Arg' Argent that he was the "main problem" in his relationship with Gemma. Eeek!