Sex, lies and video tape
Lucy meets Mario to see her dog. What could possibly go wrong? Oh, he only accuses her of making a sex tape in Marbs...
It's always the dogs that suffer when their parents split, which is exactly what happened to Lucy and Mario's pooches. Lucy got canine custody of Lola and Mario got Bentley in their doggy divorce settlement.
Lucy went to visit her estranged pup, Bentley, only to get into an argument about women posing with the dog. Mario's comeback? Bringing up rumours that Lucy filmed a sex tape with Dan in Marbella! WOOF!
Dan isn't happy with Chris snitching on him about the tape and he isn't happy with Mario calling him "disrespectful". Is Dan's halo about to slip? Is he about to unleash a can of whoop-ass on Mario?
We thought Joey may have unleashed one on James when he discovered the "ice cream man" was dressed as a monkey at Dan's Michael Jackson themed birthday party. As we all know, Joey LOVES monkeys, so the thought of Sam admirer, James, dressed as one was too much for Joey to take. He left the party as soon as Mr Lock's identity was revealed.
Jess wasn't too happy either. Ricky's plan to cheer Jess up at a spa retreat following his cheating misdemeanours didn't particularly go to plan. Jess admitted she's not ready to be his "girlfriend" again. What next for the former golden couple?
Thankfully it wasn't all doom and gloom! Chloe started her new job at an Essex fashion magazine. Yay! But it did involve cold calling. Boo!