*Episode seven exclusive*

Aw! Come on! It's just not fair! Mario's cute, Lucy's cute and now they've got a cute pup! How can us mere mortals compete with that?

Last week Mario schmoozed back into Lucy's good books with 3000 candles, 30 bags of rose petals and a pianist. Just in case Lucy was still having second thoughts about getting back with Mario, he then bought Lucy a teacup chihuahua.

*A teacup chihuahua is not a dog-shaped mug.*

Anyway, here we see Lucy introducing little Bentley to Sam, as Sam exclaims, "He doesn't even look like a little rat!" We wonder what TOWIE dog Sam's thinking of...

Talking of dirty dogs, Sam also gives her take on that hound, Ricky. Is his bark worse than his bite?