I'm a little teacup... a little teacup chihuahua that is. Meet Max, well, that was his name until Lucy had her wicked way.  

Lucy agreed with Sam that Max was no name for a pooch, but Mario liked the name Max. What to do? Easy. Promise Mario sexy time. Max's name was changed to Bentley quicker than you can say, "He messaged FORTY women!?"

However, watching this Essex insider clip makes us slightly suspicious that Mario had the name game planned all along. Cunning plan, Mr. Falcone, cunning plan.