Rather harshly naming themselves The Thick, The Fat and The Ugly, Joey and Diags attempt to cheer Lydia-lorn Arg up with a spot of roller skating.
Our Essex insider caught all this on camera. The result? A cross between Cliff Richard's 'Wired For Sound' video and uber-camp musical Starlight Express.
Oh, and, er, Joey's in a onesie.
See it, believe it.