Baptising babes

Are we finally going to get our first TOWIE church ceremony? Ok, so it isn’t a wedding, but can we get our TOWIE Towers hats on for a christening? We'll take any excuse.

Billi and Cara have been talking about getting baptised since series six and now it seems a surefire bet these two will be getting baptised before Mario and Lucy tie the knot. Will it all happen in the last episode of series seven on Wednesday (ITV2, 10pm)?

What are they going to wear? Will Cara's newly un-cellulited bottom mean she's going to have to pick another outfit? How will they wear their hair so it still looks good after being splashed by water? Who will be their godparents? Mick and Debbie?!

And most importantly, what are Ralph and Elvis going to be wearing for their mummies' special day? By the looks of it, Cara and Billi are deep in thought and pondering these big decisions too!