*Essexmas 2012 teasers*

Christmas has come early because tonight (ITV2, 10pm) TOWIE returns for an hour-long Christmas special!

  • We're not in for a White Christmas, but we are in for a Wright Christmas because Mark Wright's back! The hunkster receives a call from his sister Jess. She tells her bro that Arg is down - it's Arg's first Christmas without Lyd for years. Bless. It's not just Arg who Mark drops in on! His ex, Sam, gets a visit too! What's going on there then?
  • It wouldn't be Christmas without an argument and Essexmas is no different! Danni and Jasmin (you know, the girl Arg ran away from/the girl who dated Charlie and Kirk at the same time) have a right good rant at one another over Charlie. Poor Diags gets caught in the middle!
  • Fear not! There is some loving going down in TOWIE town! Kirk tells his dad, Mick, that his situation with Lauren Pope could be classed as "friends with benefits". Saucy!
  • And finally, Lucy and Mario have a cringe moment when they argue over Mario's career path. "I haven't got Daddy to buy us a shop," says Mario. "Daddy? I paid for my shop, my Dad didn't. Don't you dare say 'Daddy'. He helped get builders, but I paid for them," says an angry Lucy. Please! Don't split again!

WATCH THE ONLY WAY IS ESSEXMAS ON ITV2 AT 10PM TONIGHT!