*Series five, episode five spoilers*

Can't wait to find out what's happened since Arg discovered Lyd slept with someone else? Want the goss on the Gemma/Ricky/Charlie text messaging fallout? Need tittle-tattle tales of Joey and Sam's forthcoming date? Read on...

  • You may recall Arg telling Ricardo he sent Lydia abusive texts after hearing she slept with another man after their break-up. Well, in tonight's episode everyone puts in their two pence. Debbie talks Arg to Lyd, "He’s obsessed by you and there is a fine line between obsession and love." Then Mario tells Arg he shouldn't have called Lydia a "slut". And then... *catches breath*... and then Diags says Mario should mind his own business, "It’s got nothing to f**king do with him at all, he is just sticking his big nose in!"
  • And that's not the end of it for 'Two and a Half Men' (Mario, Ricky and Little Chris). Normally mild-mannered Charlie has a heated discussion with Ricky about the whole Gemma text debacle. Talking to GBFF Bobby he says, "I’m annoyed with Ricky, if I’m honest. I thought we were mates." Gemma goes on to defend the texts, "Nothing on those bloody texts insinuated that I wanted to do anything more than go for a drink. I will go to Judge Judy and I will get her to prove it!" Now there's a show we'd love to see - the cast of TOWIE on Judge Judy. Yes, please!
  • And the man who puts the 'half' in 'Two and a Half Men', Little Chris, receives a heartwarming present. Nope, the gift's not from Frankie Essex, it's from Ricky. He's gone and bought Little Chris a pair of Cuban heels to make him look a bit taller. Aw! Poor Chris. We feel sorry for him, which is why we made this video about him.

Now, time for some love...

  • Will the Ps get it together? Tom P tries his luck with Lauren P.
  • And Ricardo (him with the big lunchbox) attempts to woo Chloe?

What will happen with Arg and Mario? Will Charlie forgive Gemma? Will Little Chris get a big date now he's taller? Will Joey and Sam be boyfriend and girlfriend again?

TUNE INTO TOWIE AT 10PM ON ITV2... BEFORE WE HAVE A BREAK FOR TWO WEEKS!