The new Arg

*Series five, episode one spoilers*

TOWIE is back! And my is series five set to start off with an absolute jaw-dropper of a moment...

• Arg has a new look... and when we say "new look" we don't just mean new haircut! You've got to see it to believe it! Debbie can barely believe it and she DOES see it. "Where's your love handles?" she cries. Well, Debs, they've disappeared because Arg has lost just under two stone in preparation for the London Marathon he's running with Cara and Billi. Will Lydia be swayed by Arg's fresh physique?

• Joan Collins hits TOWIE! No, not the famous actress, but the mother of Gemma. We wonder what she'll make of Gemma's lover boy, Charlie? Ricky Martin fan Charlie has a surprise up his sleeve for her daughter, but what is it?

• Gemma's not the only one getting a surprise... Don't tell anyone, but Ricky also gets one! Is it anything to do with the ever-flirty Jess?

Questions galore! Get your answers in tonight's TOWIE on ITV2 at 10pm!