*Episode six spoilers*

When Arg saw Lydia posing in a photo with Ricky at the weekend he did a little sad face that made us want to cuddle him. We're afraid that he may do that face again tonight on ITV2 at 10pm. Here are the teasers...

  • We thought Mario was Essex's answer to Casanova, but Ricky Rayment is giving him a run for his lady-loving money. Tonight we'll see Ricky announcing, "I'm newly on the market... anyone fancy a purchase?" Will any TOWIE lass be taking him on this buy now offer?  


  • Billi Mucklow's ambition to become part of BFF Cara Kilbey's family takes a step forward this evening. Tom Kilbey, we're looking at you.


  • Arg is confused. Very confused. Lydia is central to his confused state. So Arg seeks solace in the tender company of... Joey Essex. Talking of Arg, he's on the live chat tonight! Join us from 9.45pm and get your James Argent questions answered.


  • Cara and Billi organise a Sex and the City themed Valentine's Day party and recruit Chloe to help. We won't tell you what it is exactly that Chloe does at the party, but her role inspires these immortal words: "I feel like I'm passing out. I'm in like a weird fish dream!"


WATCH THE FISHY BUSINESS TONIGHT AT 10PM, ITV2.