TOWIE series nine will begin in Marbs on June 2nd at 10pm!
When we heard Joey talk us through the explanation of "salty potato" we thought, "Yes! Let's make a stupid pop video for it." So we did.
But beware! As Mario notes, the salty potato is NOT good for you.
Joey finally plucked up the courage to pop Sam the question and we've plucked up the courage to pop you few quiz questions about it
Joey's car dance, naked male bottoms and the new and improved Diags. What is not to like about this celebratory gallery? Answer: Nothing
The Essex lot tell us of their shock at Joey's proposal and Ricky gives his reaction on THAT Mario and Chris confrontation
Sam Faiers is going to become Joey's wife, Sam Essex! It's got a nice ring to it hasn't it? This is how it all happened
In the last episode of series eight, Joey and Sam arrive in Dubai! Will Joey pluck up the courage and propose? Will Sam say yes? Check out these teaser pics
Joey's told Billie he plans to propose to Sam in Dubai! OMG! And we were just expecting an egg this Easter. Get the latest goss
"What-what, say-say, do-do!" Do you know what this Joey phrase means? We don't either, but do you know your Fusey facts? Test yourself
Mario and Chris' confrontation, Bobby and Charlie's business problems and Diags' depression - our boys are having a tough time
Sam discusses the spark between A CERTAIN COUPLE in this exclusive video taken from Joey's shop launch party. Discover who it is here
We've got sneaky-peek pics of Joey and Sam and Frankie's surprise! What's going on? Check out this teaser gallery
We've got hold of Arg's online dating video. If you have a love for musical theatre maybe you could be the love of Arg's Life!
Arg's mission to save his Kenny theatre award became so notorious it's been made into a mini-movie blockbuster. You can watch it here
What exactly did Joey and Diags see when they got their binoculars out for a little spy? The hilarious answer is in this reem video
Kirk is back baby! Everybody's favourite cheekiest chappy's best bits are all right here in this reem video. Watch it
They've had their fair share of fallings out so with put them all together in this niftiest of reem videos. Watch it
Lauren Pope once said the immortal words, "Mick, you're such a G!" Popey wasn't lying! See this amazing video for yet more proof
What's the inspiration behind his random tirades? Could it be he says what he sees? We explore in this hilarious video
Lauren G once said she "hates confrontation" we don't believe that for one second! We look back at our favourite five LG explosions
We have been looking back through the series and it turns out it’s been hanging around quite a lot! Watch this reem video
Charlie has wowed us this series with his MJ love, he sings like him, he looks like him (sort of) and he moves like him
TOWIE's feistiest male and female finally got together in Marbs, find out about their blossoming romance here
Gemma's love life is possibly the most complicated in TOWIE history, find out about it here
Arg and Lydia, eh? One minute they're the best couple in Essex and the next? They hate each other. What's going on now though?
Lauren Pope had right trouble with those breast implants of hers. Find out what the deal was here
They've had their ups and downs - but will it it all go smoohly now they're finally engaged?
Keep up to date with the reem world of Joey Essex, including where he is up to with Sam nowadays
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