Wetting the baby's head... Essex style!

We're hoping Lockie will start coming to Sugar Hut in a tux after he's had a few more elocution lessons

SO much love for Georgia and Tommy... But we defo prefer it when they're not wearing matching outfits

He's single, she's single... they DO look pretty good together. Maybe. One day.

Is there a cute new friendship forming here? Pops does needs new BFF after all!

Lauren 'fesses up, but what about? See pics from tonight's TOWIE (ITVBe, 10.20pm)

Vas decides his calling in life is to become a Lauren Pope impersonator... Jokes. Not really (but that should definitely happen), Lauren tells Vas some very interesting info...

... It was actually Lauren who told Leah Wright about *that* bloke meeting Chloe on her birthday. Vas and Pops deliver the news to El...

... Later, Vas and Chloe share a bottle of bubbles, but there seems to be one notable absentee...

New loves, new beef, new TOWIE! See the teaser pics from Sunday's series opener (ITVBe, 10pm)

The never-ending on/off saga between El and Chlo (who are currently off, FYI) continues with an absolutely fantastic argument that we shouldn't take pleasure from, but we absolutely do, but what's started their latest barney this time? Well, let's take you to Tenerife...

... Here we are in Tenners, where El's sister, Leah, confronts El's ex, Chloe. Do we think this will end well? Well, no, hence the Chlo/El argument above...

... El gets a Wright rage on (oo-er)...

... Danni isn't best pleased with Ferne over certain comments she's made about her, so she has a good ol' rant about her to Chloe and Vas...

Essexmas? More like fume-mas! See teaser pics from tonight's Christmas special (ITVBe, 10pm)...

Think the coziness of Christmas might draw Chloe and Elliott closer? Think again...

... Chloe, Danni, Bobby and Lyds go on a booze cruise to Calais in France. So far, so good...

... After her jaunt away from Essex, Gem turns up on the ferry too! But, uh-oh, Elliott is on-board...

... Danni plays gooseberry, as Elliott and Chloe go head to head in France, but why the confrontation? Well...