#CelibacyWatch: Have you seen Mario with a girl? Tell us!
Mario's promised to stay celibate for a month, but do we really think the man who once admitted to having "threesome, foursomes and even fivesomes" can keep his lips, hips and, er, man bits to himself? In short, no! Which is where you come in...
If you see Mario out and about and so much as talking to a woman, we want to know! Tweet us about Mario's misdemeanors using the #CelibacyWatch hashtag.
Perhaps we're being a bit cruel to Mario, but 1) You've got to be cruel to be kind and 2) Mario's made a promise and we need to help him fulfil that promise.