Mario's promised to stay celibate for a month, but do we really think the man who once admitted to having "threesome, foursomes and even fivesomes" can keep his lips, hips and, er, man bits to himself? In short, no! Which is where you come in...
If you see Mario out and about and so much as talking to a woman, we want to know! Tweet us about Mario's misdemeanors using the #CelibacyWatch hashtag.
Perhaps we're being a bit cruel to Mario, but 1) You've got to be cruel to be kind and 2) Mario's made a promise and we need to help him fulfil that promise.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! #CELIBACYWATCH
Dani was upset over cheat tweets she received about Lockie, so took herself off to a spa to relax. What did Lockie do? Went on a boys night out. Not the best way to get in your girlfriend's good books, Lockster!
Still, it seems one drunk phone call later and Dani has forgiven Lockie... although he's yet to change his number.
Will Bobby's secret change Dani's mind?! TOWIE, ITV2, 10PM!
Frank Major claims Charlie's been "bitchin'" about him. Charlie dismissed such talk and called it "light-hearted banter". Well, it wasn't Charlie dishing out the light-hearted banter on Twitter. Check out the Twitter beef below...
Just watched the show, (been filming late) One word who the ffffffs is that jumped up dusty dog talking too!!!!! Fumes!!!!!??
"Dusty dog"? Best insult ever! We can assume that particular insult is aimed at Frank...
My brother done himself PROUD tonight!! @charlessims_ shouldn't even of lowered yourself to let that thing speak to you!!!
... Still not entirely sure, Charlie's sister, Chloe, is dissing Frank, but saying "that thing"? Ouch.
Mario also dished out a Frank thrashing, but ol' Frankie boy gave as good as he got me...
Jealousy is a terrible trait
Mr. Major reacts to Charlie's comment to Ricky and Mario that Frank's looks don't match up to his name.
Slick hair, leather jackets, cropped denim… Fran and Tom looked very ‘greased lightning’ during their cafe meet-up/sort-of date!
Tom and Fran befitted Essex’s very own Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsson; and with Tom’s smouldering good looks, and Fran’s fluttering lashes, the classic tale of star-crossed lovers couldn’t be more apt.
Here, we break down their glad rags and show you how to get a formidable ‘50s-inspired look. Tell me more, tell me more…