Limahl and Rosemary are having quite a welcome to the jungle.
It started off simply enough: they had instructions that if they stayed in the Bushman’s hut, they would win tea, coffee and biscuits for their new campmates - a prize that was sure to make them instant friends with everyone.
"I’m not leaving because they’re starving,” said Rosemary nobly at the outset.
“I don’t want to arrive without any food” agreed Limahl.
In the next breath he fretted: “I worry we’re going to be pushed to such a level we’re going to have to say those words,” presumably meaning the show’s title.
“I’m never going to say it and you’re not going to do it,” Rosemary ordered, sounding more like a headmistress scolding a schoolboy, than a top TV chef.
As the hut started filling with giant huntsman spiders, rats, crickets and cockroaches, the two Celebrities’ resolve began to weaken.
“I can’t stand this. Not more. This is ridiculous!” Rosemary bawled before long.
Celebrities, welcome to the jungle!