A finance services professional, who took to mixing his work with his personal life, has been caught organising his dating exploits into an Excel spreadsheet.
The nameless singleton typed up details about each of his potential Match.com suitors, giving the women a score for their appearance both on and off-screen.
However, the meticulous Casanova decided to reveal all in an email to 'Arielle,' the lucky lady he liked, which quickly went viral:
– Anonymous, originally from DealBreaker
Well…this could be a mistake, but what the hell. I thought about deleting the names, but figured I might as will give you the whole thing. I only deleted the non-match people’s names (at the bottom) since some I’ve known for a long time.
I hope this e-mail doesn’t backfire, because I really had a great time and hope to hang again soon. However, I will keep my word! Have a great weekend!
Arielle, described as "very pretty" and "down to earth", forwarded the email to her friends within 2 days of receiving it. She told her friends:
– Arielle, originally from Deadspin
Wanted to pass this on to you for some Monday morning entertainment.
I went on a date with this guy last Wednesday. On the date, he tells me that he has a spreadsheet for tracking all of the people from match that are "in process". Naturally, I tease him and ask him to send me the spreadsheet. For some strange reason, he actually does. See below/attached.
Just when I thought I had seen it all....
Jezebel spoke to the man in question, in which he said it was an "extraordinarily dumb decision". However, he defended his use of spreadsheets saying it was "an honest attempt to stay organised". Suffice it to say, it's unlikely that finance guy will be using a spreadsheet any time soon.