A frustrated jobseeker who pretended she was taking heroin and watching TV instead of looking for work claimed her joke application was signed off by "disinterested" job centre staff, the Daily Mail has reported.
Unemployed Grace Newton told the paper she put joke entries on her Looking For Work forms after suspecting that a worker at Stockton Jobcentre, County Durham was not bothering to read them.
Newton, who has been without work for a year, said her joke entries included:
Newton, 24, told the Mail she made the false entries to see if staff noticed after becoming "completely demoralised" by her Jobcentre experience.
A Department for Work and Pensions spokesperson said the advisor accused by Newton categorically denied the entries were on the form.