'I have been ripped off by a drug dealer,' Seven of the worst emergency calls received

Seven of the worst emergency service calls can be found here
Seven of the worst emergency service calls can be found here Photo: PA
  • ''The Chinese takeaway I ordered is 45 minutes late. I want you to prosecute the takeaway for ripping me off.''
  • Bernadette Music from Ohio phoned the police one night to ask for a date. 'I look healthy...I weigh 120 pounds' she said. She was arrested later that day for urinating in a building.
  • A 15 year-old girl from Florida phoned emergency services to report 'loud love-making' from her mother with her partner next door. Upon arrival, the girl told police that she wanted to be taken to a local Christian children’s shelter as she felt 'disrespected.'
  • Emergency services in South Wales fielded a call from someone concerned about a bright stationary object in the sky. It turned out to be the moon. The full transcript can be found here.
  • A man from South Carolina called to make a complaint that he had been ripped off by a trader. It just happened to turn out that this trader was a drug dealer who had supplied $20 worth of crack cocaine for 460 pay.
  • A woman from British Columbia called to complain of 'excessive noises' being made from her toilet. Police arrived to inspect and a man answered their knocks. He explained he had been merely 'enjoying his morning constitutional.'
  • A woman phoned the police to report a drink driver. When emergency services asked for a description she responded 'no I am them.' Full audio can be found here.