The hour-long film includes a member of staff walking through the playground firing at pupils with a plastic machine gun.
A holiday flight was forced to divert to Gatwick after an angry passenger threw her false leg at cabin crew.
From newspapers to ice lollies and biscuits to oven chips. It's all made of felt and nothing but felt.
A man who was an extra in the original Star Wars film is hosting his own convention in Romford today. Nick Joseph played a medal bearer in the first film, A New Hope, released in 1977. He has been hosting the conventions so fans of the films can have the chance to meet their heroes.
Darth Vader himself - or at least Dave Prowse who played him - is the special guest at the Harold Hill Community Centre.