A church parish in Essex has issued a plea for a new vicar, with a comical YouTube video.
Parishoners from Woodham Ferrers and Bicknacre say there's been a big hole in church life since their last vicar retired in July 2011.
Video from the Parish of Woodham Ferrers and Bicknacre.
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