The Queen and Duke of Edinburgh showed incredible restraint while visiting a chocolate factory in Berkshire today.
The royal couple were given a tour of the Mars headquarters in Slough, and were shown the technology behind some of our favourite chocolate bars.
The Duke was then shown a bin full of chocolates due to be melted down because they weren't up to standard.
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