The PR firm says it is looking for a candidate with the following qualities:
- You couldn't care less about global warming. In fact, if a meteorite the size of Mexico slammed into our planet tomorrow, you'd rejoice
- You'll have had a number of run-ins with the law and will have spent at least one night in a police cell
- A bit of swagger and a disturbed sense of humour are all we're looking for
- You'll be unafraid to express yourself openly in the office, however bankrupt and distressing your views
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