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Photo: John Bridgeman-Hills

By the way, it's not just the men who are the slippery characters.

A brilliant spot by John in Selsey.

In other funny sign news and as Gay Holden found out whilst on holiday in Cornwall, it's always good to have clear instructions.

Thank goodness she went on the bus!

Although this sign that Tony Simmons saw whilst holidaying in Cape Town would make you think twice about parking where you shouldn’t.

Which do you reckon would win an elephant or a mini?

This made Jan Wernham chuckle.

Well a maternity ward would do admissions and then deliveries wouldn’t it.

And finally, once the children are a bit bigger they can be troublesome in a public place. Well Shelley came across a crafty plan to keep them in their place whilst at a fish market in Norway.

If you spot any other signs that make you smile and you've got a camera handy, please email me a picture to or you can tweet me @SimonParkinITV if you're on Twitter.