Good advice even if you're a boat!
But it's not just Keith in Shoreham-by-Sea who's been using his skills of pareidolia, as those faces in unexpected places have been popping up all over the place.
Peter Swarbrick in Whitstable sent in this smiley wicker storage unit.
And in another bedroom related incident, Helen Bollen in Wiltshire found a relaxed looking dressing table.
Whilst Jessica Wilkens in Colehill sent in this friendly face she found on a climbing wall.
Tony Duke from St Leonards-on-Sea was very impressed when he visited Pendennis Castle whilst on holiday in Cornwall with his wife last year. The castle however looked a bit surprised.
Meanwhile in Rome and Ann Winkley from Portsmouth discovered this when she went to look inside the Colosseum.
And finally from Dee Finch in East Farleigh, an amazed face she came across whilst out driving.
If you happen to look at something only to realise it's looking back at you, please take a photo and drop me a line to email@example.com or you can tweet me @SimonParkinITV if you're on Twitter,