John Woodcock, the MP for Barrow and Furness, has tweeted he is missing a meeting on rail investment because of a delayed train.
Inevitably, missing meeting on rail investment announcement cos train is delayed. Never mind 2014, can we have fix in next 20 mins please?
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We're all narcissists now (aren't we) so it must be OK for me to see the prism of UK politics through my two stints as a political editor.