The Duchess of Cambridge recoiled when she came face-to-face with the doll version of herself during a visit to Scotland.
Dayna Miller, 11, from Coylton, showed Kate the doll which she was given as a Christmas gift from her mother and the royal exclaimed: "No, is that what my hair looks like?"
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