David Cameron has never shown any interest in rising water bills and has wasted three years doing absolutely nothing to address the impact on already over-burdened family budgets
More top news
His car was about to get towed away. But he had other ideas.
He fell 30 feet to the floor. But despite the drama, it appeared the show must go on.
Is the pledge to give Scotland more powers a last throw of the dice, or the reassurance some voters need to seal a No vote?