Actor Russell Crowe has poked fun at England's disastrous Ashes campaign, claiming there are Englishmen alive today that will never see England holding the Ashes again.
Australia sealed a 150-run win to go 3-0 up in the five match series to claim victory.
The Gladiator star, who was born in New Zealand born but raised in Australia, claimed "all is right with the world" following the host's victory.
ahem...Australia regains the Ashes from England. All is right with the world. God save the Queen, thank Christ for Australia.
There are Englishmen alive today that will never in their lifetime see England hold the ashes again. I have pity for your pain and suffering
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