Going to bed. Can't take the pain any longer.
Michael Owen - who scored 40 goals in his England career - reacts to their 2-1 defeat at the hands of Uruguay this evening.
The latest addition to England's squad...Barack Obama
Are we sub-standard at grassroots? Or is it simply a lack of passion for the shirt? As ever, the answer seems a little more nuanced.
A Scotland fan spotted basking in England's World Cup demise alongside Uruguay fans told ITV he was "worried" his antics would "go viral".