Former England captain Gary Lineker has tweeted that Wayne Rooney is "destined never to score" during England's game against Uruguay.
Rooney seems destined never to score at a World Cup. So close!
The latest addition to England's squad...Barack Obama
Are we sub-standard at grassroots? Or is it simply a lack of passion for the shirt? As ever, the answer seems a little more nuanced.
A Scotland fan spotted basking in England's World Cup demise alongside Uruguay fans told ITV he was "worried" his antics would "go viral".