Costa Rica lead Italy 1-0 courtesy of first-half header from Fulham's Bryan Ruiz that leaves England fans hoping for a footballing miracle with 25 minutes of the match remaining.
The latest addition to England's squad...Barack Obama
Are we sub-standard at grassroots? Or is it simply a lack of passion for the shirt? As ever, the answer seems a little more nuanced.
A Scotland fan spotted basking in England's World Cup demise alongside Uruguay fans told ITV he was "worried" his antics would "go viral".