The Chancellor George Osborne slipped into a cockney twang during a trip to the Royal Mint in Wales today.
Today Chancellor George Osborne revealed his Autumn Statement but what does the statement mean for you?
The happy news is we're living longer - the downside is that costs taxpayers much, much more.
When it comes to extra money being given to the Welsh Government as a result of spending announcements made by the Chancellor, you might be confused to see two figures being used. Some are saying the total is £233m over the next two years, others are saying £100m.
UK Government sources say that the increases do add up to the higher figure but that the Welsh Government is right to say cuts and other changes bring the real total down. Chief amongst these is that the Welsh Government doesn't get extra funds (known as consequentials) related to business rates.
Both governments believe£100m is more accurate and that amounts to virtually no change on a £15bn total budget. UK Government sources say that's a good result for Wales; Welsh Government sources say that after a real terms cut of £1.7bn since 2010 difficult decisions will still have to be made.
Local authorities here in Wales will be able to borrow money for building projects at cheaper rates. According to the Wales Office, councils will be given access to £150m of 'project rate borrowing' over the next two years 'to support priority infrastructure projects in Wales.'
According to the Wales Office, the knock-on effect of spending plans for England announced in the Chancellor's Autumn Statement will mean an extra £100m for the Welsh Government over the next two years. But the Welsh Finance Minister Jane Hutt has tweeted that the picture is more complicated:
Today’s Autumn Statement does not take away the challenges we face #AS2013
There have been small revenue increases for Wales but those increases hide further reductions #AS2013
The combination of cuts and increases mean that there are no easy decisions #AS2013
The Welsh Government should introduce free meals for all infant school pupils in Wales, according to the Liberal Democrats. They say that an extra £54m will go to Wales as a result of spending on the scheme in England. Education Spokesman Aled Roberts says:
Free school meals not only encourage positive eating habits and help to improve concentration in the classroom, but would also mean significant savings for families.
The Welsh Liberal Democrats understand the financial strain families are under and we are doing all we can to help people in difficult times. Families spend around £430 on school meals in a year. We want the Welsh Labour Government to introduce free school meals to ease the pressure families in Wales are under.
– Aled Roberts AM, Welsh Liberal Democrats
This policy would ensure that every infant school pupil can sit down to a hot, healthy lunch with their classmates every day. It will help with their studies and also ensure they are receiving a healthy diet.
The Welsh Labour Government claim that offering free school breakfasts is enough. They are wrong. While the scheme has merits, take-up is very low. Figures show that only around 22% of pupils are currently arriving early to school to receive their free breakfast. Offering free school lunches would mean it reaches every child.
Welsh Lib Dems say Autumn statement will mean £233m in extra money for Wales; Welsh Govt’s funding to increase by £192m over next 2 years.
The Wales Office has been setting out how some of the changes announced by the Chancellor in his Autumn Statement will benefit Wales.
The Chancellor George Osborne says there'll be a net increase in budget for Welsh Govt.
Welsh Govt sources are expecting standstill: real terms cut + extra money from spending on business rates & free school meals in England
George Osborne says employment is expected to rise by 400,000 in 2013. Unemployment is forecast to fall from 7.6% this year to 7% in 2015 and 5.6% by 2018.
The Office for Budget Responsibility forecasts that private businesses will create 3.1 million more jobs by 2019, more than offsetting reductions in public sector workforce.
George Osborne has told the Commons the OBR forecast for growth in 2013 upgraded from 0.6% to 1.4%, for 2014 upgraded from 1.8% to 2.4%.
George Osborne told MPs that growth forecasts are "significantly up" in the largest improvement at any Budget or Autumn Statement for 14 years, with UK growing faster than any other major economy.