Max Moore-Wilton, the chairman of the parent company of the radio station behind the notorious royal prank call which led to the death of nurse Jacintha Saldanha, has reportedly told shareholders that the incident was "unfortunate", but that "s*** happens".
These incidents were unfortunate, no doubt about that.
But in the immortal words of someone whose identity I cannot recall, s*** happens.
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