The alternative football Christmas gift guide

If you're short on ideas for gifts for football fans you either love or hate, then this list of 25 football-related presents will give you all the inspiration you need…

Who wouldn't want to smell like Djibril Cisse?

Mario and his delightful bobblehead. Credit: MCFC
Now that's style from Liverpool. Credit: Liverpoolfc.tv
Make your Christmas meal extra special with an Athletic Bilbao cutlery set. Credit: Athletic Bilbao
Shape your cakes like Ibra does with a PSG silicon cake mould.
Spice up your life with some Dortmund mustard. Credit: Borussia Dortmund
Nothing says feeling indifferent about a loved one than a Chelsea bracelet. Credit: Chelsea FC
Treat your significant other with some Newcastle lingerie. Credit: Newcastle United
Or...for the gents, Real Madrid offer these. Credit: Real Madrid
Spartak Moscow shoes for Dorothy. Credit: Spartak Moscow
For your long journeys, a Shakthar Donetsk pillow could be useful. Credit: Shakthar Donetsk
Zenit St Petersburg have all your sauna attire covered. Credit: Zenit St Petersburg
Dortmund love the kitchen, and this toasted sandwich maker would brighten up any house. Credit: Borussia Dortmund
If you've got €149 spare, you can pick up some stylish Juventus glasses. Credit: Juventus
Dogs can now take their anger out on referees with this referee chew toy. Credit: AC Mlian
€1,500 could get a personalised Ajax bike, if you so desire. Credit: Ajax
St Pauli headphones are the epitome of cool. Credit: St Pauli
Smell like Joey Barton's missus with this lovely Marseille perfume. Credit: Marseille
Let's have a toast to Hamburg. Credit: Hamburg
Celtic fans can ensure they're not within 10 metres of a Rangers supporter at any time. Credit: Celtic
For those sunny days in Rotterdam, you can stay protected at all times. Credit: Feyenoord
Keep your mouth squeaky clean with a Lech Poznan toothbrush. Credit: Lech Poznan
Mes que luggage with this Barcelona suitcase. Credit: FC Barcelona
Chelsea show off the pinnacle of style with this tattoo sleeve. Credit: Amazon
One for the dogs... Credit: Amazon