This week has seen a number of Premier League managers complaining about the transfer window still being open. Ha ha ha! Unlucky gents, there's still plenty of business to be done here.
Arsenal's have no plans to stop upsetting everyone at Liverpool and will turn their attentions to Reds target Diego Costa if they are unsuccessful with bids for Luis Suarez and Karim Benzema (Express)
David Moyes will take time out from upsetting everyone at his old club Everton by launching a £38m bid to sign Real Madrid's Mesut Ozil (Bild)
Jose Mourinho is preparing to do what football managers enjoy the most - raiding their former clubs. The Special One has lined up Porto's Jackson Martinez who has a £34.4m release clause as an alternative to Wayne Rooney (O Record)
Amid the hysteria surrounding the transfers of Gareth Bale and Willian, Spurs have quietly completed a deal to sign Steaua Bucharest defender Vlad Chiriches for £8.5m (A Bola)
And finally, Man United fans will be heartbroken to learn that Bebe could be on his way to Pacos de Ferreira in Portugal. The tricky forward will always be remembered for scoring a scuffed effort against Wolves in the League Cup fourth round in October 2010 (The Sun)